... ハナンさん

dangruchy:

if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day

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marieannelise:

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

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stilllovingdisney:

flandusism:

"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

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veup:

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about

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asian:

i’m single by choice
just not my choice
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mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon
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fvming:

To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way

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